alas. remove thy shoes and enter. please keep trampling to a minimum. there is a trampoline room.

for kate:

 

so you think you know us? here's a quick biography. abridged of course.

beginning: washington d.c.

kate and i are narcoleptic and fall asleep in my car...we love yogging and mr. brightside. not mention we've got soul, but we're not soldiers. smoothie king rocks and so do maliems. wowzers we eat chicken, but not on mondays, well for kate atleast and our cheeks swell up. croutons arent good on just salad and im glad ian and trey are distant memories. pound puppies touch our hearts and we were smoking in the hallway. we know that common sense does come on a roll and depending on which way you're going down emory road, its on the left or the right. we have swimming and clairnet memories. hiwassee and tubing. good ole camping trips and painting with rocks. we've crossed tressels, literally and sworn there was ghosts behind that tree at hiwassee. so what if moms run into wal mart signs...its funny and we'll stop laughing when we're in strawberry heaven. yes WITH CAKE! we might get shot in flint, even though i dont know what that is, but i think its in canada, we'll be close. disneyworld was fun and marching through epcot in the a million degree weather in awesome awesome halls marching band uniforms. we were walking couch pillows. we enjoy dancing to aqua and talking to shawn and gary online. are we still dating them? come on barbie lets go party....we stay up and it snows. we should pull all nighters more often. we know what yinky is...and it rhymes with stinky. and we think its cute. we also know the connection yinky ~~>stinky~~~>sparky~~~>fiona apple. oh yes there is a connection. ipod dancing is fun, especially when the fountains are running near us. cookies and meat are our downfall, but we're getting there. we dont know how to lose inches, and we both have big badunkadunks. we're working on that. but the dog isnt fat so he cant join yet. honey isnt a cat, it was a dog. stuffed at that. the bone collector's dvd intro is creepy and waking up to is rough. 7th grade myrtle beach...kristi and lindsay. dont you live back there? yah so we passed it up...or cindy did. more than once. jeeks and smorks rocks, although i dont remember what they are. put your hand down...why are you smiling and well yah...benny is on the wrong side of the river. spuscles do have masms and we've had our pumpach stumped...chocolate and old ladies dont mix. i still cant believe that lady didnt have chocolate. yah and old pictures of heather in the chorus room window. silly jennifer. brittany used to do the dolphin and we would see a full moon. speaking of dolphins, do you know him? does he call you at home? we've played rummy among gravestones and enjoyed 4th of july like we're professionals. its the wild wild west and yes we did match. but no we're not twins, sisters, or cousins, just best friends. we enjoy japanese and italian. katie burps and says blue. me and courtney cant breathe. i ran around screaming flutter flutter and afterwards we had a bread eating contest. midnight snacks was leftover steak, A1 of course, popcorn, pickles and cereal. we found other things too. maybe it was called cuban pete and then afterwards Aintchagottadontyawanna hafta go to the bathroom? one time my mom attempted to pull kate's pants up around her boobs in her living room...that was funny. ohh josh smith and high dives...heck yes i did jump kate. green and yellow are complimenting colors. nick picks rock and so does falling in floors. that kinda hurt and i couldnt get up from laughter. we run into jackets on the elevator...but thats okay. we got off. yes debbie you're on the broadway exit. was that coming home from tsd? ohh tsd...and if we eat chili...we mess up..oops i messed up. it ended up in your mouth. sunshine....sunshine. wow raquel is tennis shoes...and that dog french kissed me. eric and brittney...wow. married with child. we've gotten older. wow. nsync and backstreet...we disagreed on that, but here we are now...yah for the killers and the honorary title. even though we dont know the words. we're unique. we're heather and kate...and vice versa.

end: kate getting married in a parking lot.

funny how some friends are there though everything....(<>_<>)